Ubiq

A native Criterean, Ubiq has been an intergalactic media analyst for 2,945 years, which is fairly inexperienced for his species. He's seen a lot of movies, and he's still amazed just how many evolved alien races end up turning to that medium for artistic expression.

The Council appreciates his work ethic and resilience to cognizant degradation caused by constant exposure to cinematic garbage, and he is among their top critics.

Ubiq is hoping this assignment to earth is better than the previous planet, Zarbor, where he had to watch 2.70 million hours of Zarborian musicals, which, for the record, are the worst. The absolute worst…

Riggs

Originating from a planet of undead called Necroball, Rigor Mortinson, or "Riggs" for short, is the first of his kind to land an internship at the Council, where he was assigned to assist Ubiq on his missions. The Critereon Council rarely allows extromorphs to become agents, but since Riggs believes he can shamble his way up the ladder to perhaps head the horror processing department, as he has a great interest in otherworldly shockers and slashers.

Riggs does take issue with the way Zombies are depicted in most flicks, and despises milquetoast studio comedies. However, asides from the quantity of brains required to keep him nourished and some severe anger issues, Riggs is reliable company, and tends to pick better movies than the ghost.

Spookington

RJ Spookington is a ghost, but he used to be a pretty chill millenial. He was once an up and coming you-tuber until he was killed in a freak accident, the details of which remain a mystery, as they were too traumatic for his fragile, comically dim mind to retain. Sadly, he suffers from a selective form of post-mortum amnesia.

When Ubiq came to earth, he couldn't make direct contact with humans, but his sensors discovered Spookington wandering confusedly around Earth's atmosphere. Seeing as there is no regulation against talking to ghosts, Ubiq was able to make contact. .

A friendship of sorts emerged.